AWFUL FLASH GAMES – Flash Flood EP 1


Matt: What’s up guys and welcome to the first episode of flash mob, a new show where we play- Ryan: Flash mob?
Matt: It’s not called flash mob, I’m sorry
Ryan: Fucking idiot Matt: Sup guys welcome to f- Ryan: Good one Matt: Sup guys welcome to the first episode of flash flood, a new show where we play a flood of shitty flash games Matt: So, Ryan you wanna start us off?
Ryan: Yeah let’s just.. What do you think we’ll find if we just
M&R: Just flash games Matt: What are we gonna find? Ryan: Let’s go to flash-games.net Matt: Flash-game.net. It’s not flash games its’s flash game Ryan: Ooh.. I have to zoom in cause my eyes are shit…
Matt: Yeah I can’t see shit to be honest Ryan: Ok here we go that’s much better… Um
Matt: Keep going Ryan: Remember I’m gonna choose one and then I’m gonna hand it off and you choose one Matt: Ok sounds good, sounds like a good format Ryan: So I can choose whatever I want without your judgement right? Fuck I didn’t mean- Matt: There’s an ad Ryan: Sorry. Without your judgement I can choose whatever I want. Right? Matt: Of course Ryan: Sorry I really like the title of this one
Matt: Sushi showdown? Ryan: Yeah
Matt: You’ve gotta zoom out boy Ryan: Fuck
Matt: Gotta make that back to 100
Ryan: Shit M&R: Where’s the game?
Matt: Oh the game will start in 6 seconds Ryan: Oh okay
Matt: You’ve gotta watch the ad Ryan: *while burping* Sushi Showdown!
Matt: Hm.. That’s good
Ryan: Is now loading Ryan: We got Naruto online Matt: We got berators.. I think that says liberators but the ad’s too- Ryan: Halloween games
Matt: Yeah Halloween games Ryan: Okay ready?
Matt: Yeah let’s play it Matt: Hm… That’s definitely a flash game
*Ryan laughing* Matt: Gotta love that flash style, it’s good Ryan: What do I do? Matt: W to jump Matt:That’s a good uh…
Ryan: I can run up walls?
Matt: Oh dude shoot the tnt Ryan: And then.. aw man it’s a full keyboard thing so Ryan: K! K. Ryan: So uh.. This is interesting Ryan: It’s stupid
Matt: I know Ryan: *Burps*
Matt: That’s good! It’s a good game Ryan: Okay well that was fun Matt, I beat the first level of that Ryan: Now I’m gonna hand it off to Matt Ryan: There’s so many Matt: I don’t know man there’s some good uh..Some good fucking Matt: Sexy speed test?
Ryan: Woo! Ooh Matt: Undressing Staci! Matt: What’s sweet anals? Matt: Oh no, Sweet Anais sory
*Ryan laughing* Ryan: Granny’s BBQ Matt: Satisfy your curiousity… What? Matt: Where’s Granny’s BBQ? Did I pass it?
Ryan: It’s up it’s up it’s one of the Matt: Where the fuck did it go?
Ryan: It’s coming
M&R: There it is Matt: Oh God another fucking ad
Ryan: Branders. Ryan: Branders…
Matt: That’s factory direct printing Matt: Stop! Get out of here!
Ryan: Fuck
Matt: Fucking ad, what is this shit? Ryan: Oooh
Matt: Shit that’s a lot of coupons! Matt: Just gotta wait for it to load Matt: Yep…
Ryan: Almost there Matt: It’s going Matt: It’s goin about as slow as a Granny am I right? Matt: Guess I gotta pick a different fucking game cause Granny’s BBQ doesn’t wanna load Ryan: I’m sorry about that Matt I know how much you like your… Grandma inspired flash games Matt: Run Jim Run? *Ryan Laughing*
Matt: This one’s about Ryan’s step dad Matt: Oh this looks pretty good! Matt: *Reading the text on screen*
*Ryan still laughing* Matt: What’s the- Oh christ Ryan: Is that the Mario jump sound? From like Super Mario World?
Matt: No Matt: It’s original Ryan Matt: Okay so uh…
Ryan: You can probably climb the rope Matt: You can’t move and jump it looks like Ryan: There you go
Matt: Oh! I’m on the rope Ryan: Now just go over there
Matt: Damn, he slidin’ on that shit Matt: Oh, okay!
Ryan: I wonder if he- you’re gonna- oh dude you’re about to fucking swing Matt: Oh I’m gonna swing on that hook aren’t I? Ryan: Yeah you’ve just gotta jump on the box
Matt: Get up there.. There you go, climb up that Ryan: This reminds me of Portal cause uh-
Matt: Yes! Ryan: These are some difficult puzzles Matt: This is just like Portal Matt: Oh shit there’s fire in this one Ryan: Warning Matt: Dude look at me go! Yeah! Matt: Oh yeah! Ryan: Oh be careful for this one dude
Matt: Am I supposed to kill him? Ryan: No he’s- Oh no
Matt: Shit, shit, fuck
Ryan: No! Matt: That’s just the Mario sound
Ryan: Yeah that’s definitely Mario Matt: Am I supposed to kill him?
Ryan: No-
Matt: Oh shit no he killed me!
Ryan: He’s Hitman Stan! Matt: Fucking Hitman Stan- wait what? Ryan: I think it’s time to switch games Matt: Yeah I think this one’s broken Ryan: I got something! You might call this one a play on words, a pun if you will, Matthew Matt: Okay
Ryan: Okay Ryan: Um
Matt: Still breaking down there Ryan: Boom
Matt: Oh dude flash GAYmes! Haha! Matt: Mathematics BoyZone!
*Ryan Laughing* Ryan: Ma- Wait- Check your ability to quickly
Matt: Assum.. Assume? Matt: Yo it’s Mathematics BoyZone you know what I’m sayin Ryan: Well there’s his little nutsack, the bottom of his nutsack right there
Matt: Have to censor that out! Matt: 5-3 Hurry! You’re running out of time
Ryan: What’s 5-3.. T-Two Ryan: Got it!
Matt: Nice! Matt: Oh!
*Ryan Laughing Again* Ryan: 5-2 is three
Matt: Three Ryan: Okay!
Matt: Yes dude you did it right! Matt: Good Job!
Ryan: Let’s see- Let’s see Ryan: Oh dude! Yeah!
*Matt Laughing* Ryan: Love that…
Matt: He’s got a small penis! Ryan: I love that bush goin’ on Matt: It’s not even erect! Why would he do a shoot-
Ryan: Where are his balls?
Matt: I don’t know! Ryan: Ugh.. 14+15
Matt: 29 *Ryan Moans*
*Matt Laughs* Ryan: Is that 14-7?
Matt: The look on his face he’s like *humming* Matt: You better- You’re not good at math!
Ryan: Is that 14-7? Matt: 14-7+8
Ryan: Okay Matt: Is that it?
Ryan: That’s all I needed to know yeah Matt: Oh wow you did it Ryan: That’s 17, is 17+6 23? Matt: Uh– Yeah Matt: There you go! That’s good! Ryan: Uh
Matt: 19+18 Ryan: Um- uh, hold on that’s gonna be um 37?
Matt: 37? Ryan: Woo!
Matt: Yeah alright Matt: How many-
Ryan: Dude! Yeah we got undernut! Matt: Yeah!
Ryan: Ok so 25-6.. 19 motherfuckers Matt: No wait- Yeah 29- Yeah Ryan: 4-0?
Matt: Its 4! They’re trying to trick us here Ryan: Ugh you can see the little-
Matt: Little hanging down right there Ryan: Is this just the same guy? Matt: You can see his little prunes hanging down
Ryan: Is this the same fucking guy? Matt: Yeah I think.. Yeah Ryan: Jesus
Matt: Hurry Hurry! Matt: 15+ FUCK
Ryan: Uh fuck I don’t know! Ryan: F-Shit
Matt: Uh, ten, 9+30
M&R: 39 Ryan: *Moans* Matt: Oh my God Ryan: These are just the same pictures now! Matt: No no no we’ve gotta get somewhere! We’re getting somewhere! Ryan: Are we?
Matt: Yeah look, level 13/22 Ryan: 31+18 I don’t know.. 30 plus
Matt: Whats 30+19 Matt: 59
Ryan: 59?
Matt: It’s 59 Ryan: *Sighs*
Matt: What? *i’m crying how did they not get that they even made it simpler for themselves istg* *Matt Laughs*
Ryan: Woah! He’s just spreading there!
Matt: Woah! Ryan: Okay!
Matt: It looks like a sock filled with batteries
Ryan: Jesus Matt: He’s got an interesting shaped penis Ryan: W- Okay. Matt: 49+6
Ryan: Oh.. It’s gonna be… 54 Matt: 55! Matt: Fuck!
Ryan: No! I pressed the- No!
M&R: Fuck! Ryan: *Screraming* No! Matt: Ryan clicked a link, it brought us to one of these websites Ryan: We gonna get a virus on the Grump computer? Matt: Um.. No? Matt: You wanna try typing games? Try some typing games
Ryan: Yeah of course Matt: Um
Ryan: I feel like this is… the way to get a virus Matt: This is definitely the way to get a virus Ryan: We should- we should not- we should just
Matt: Download now Matt:Should I dowload now?
Ryan: I don’t- Nah Matt: Tipeing games Ryan: Tipeing games. It’s a- it’s a country in Japan M&R: A country in Japan
*Ryan laughing* Matt: Keyboarding games for kids Ryan: Ooooh Matt: Oh Shit! Matt: Whoa chill with the intro! Ryan: Um.. Don’t let him get the cherries
Matt: Is that a zero?
Ryan: Zero! Matt: Okay M&R: Five Matt: Nine
Ryan: Is it only numbers? Matt: It said letters and numbers Matt: That’s a zero?
Ryan: Yep Matt: Dude I don’t have my glasses on I can’t see shit
Ryan: Four Ryan: Want me to call them out to you?
Matt: Yeah call them out to me Ryan: Four Ryan: Two Ryan: Five Matt: This is not very hard
Ryan: U Ryan: H Matt: Oh bomb, I gotta type bomb Ryan: Come on!
Matt: I just did it
Ryan: Oh there you go Matt: Oh shit he took-
Ryan: No! Matt: Fuck!
Ryan: No! Matt: Oh fuck! Matt: Oh lid! Lid! Um.. Ryan: Matt I’m fucking upset right now! Matt: Chill dude Jesus Christ
Ryan: Oh my God! Ryan: Ugh!
Matt: It’s not that big a deal Ryan fucking chill Ryan: But you’re losing at a video game! Matt: Oh what’s this?
M&R: New Mario game Matt: Alright new Mario game! Matt: Oh that’s not-
Ryan: It’s legitimately a new Mario game Matt: Nintendo really links shit on websites like that? M&R: Free Mario games online! Matt: What the hell Ryan: Uh…
Matt: Oh I get it! He’s in a shopping cart it’s Mario Cart Ryan: Uh, duh Ryan: Super easy
Matt: Why you doing easy Ryan? Ryan: Cause
Matt: You a big pussy?
Ryan: Yeah Matt: You got a vagina? Ryan: I got a huge fucking labia-
Matt: Need some tampons Ryan?
Ryan: -with your- with your fucking tongue on it Matt: What?
Ryan: Nothing
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Matt: Go! Go! Ryan: I’m pressing- Ohhhh it’s the arrows Matt: Of course it’s the arrows
Ryan: I thought it was .. WASD Matt: This is intense for a flash game Ryan: This is interesting Ryan: Oh I need- Oh no-
Matt: Holy shit dude! This is awesome!
Ryan: FUCK Ryan: No! Matt: Whoa
Ryan: This is awful Matt: Yeah~ Just ~ The Mario Cart
Ryan: Yeah~ Mario Cart~ *Ryan Screams* Ryan: Oh– Fucking banana
Matt: Ryan I swear to God you’re fucking fourth place Ryan: I- I worked hard- FUCK YOU! Ryan: Fucking FUCK
Matt: Woooooo! There you go Matt: Oh shit you’re first, you’re first!
*Ryan Screaming* *Ryan Screaming*
Matt: You’re gonna do it!
Ryan: Oh come on! Matt: Oh What?
Ryan: What? Ryan: Oh wait okay good
Matt: Okay Ryan: I won
Matt: That’s it? I thought it would be a more exciting finish Ryan: Well I didn’t do career mode okay I did single race Matt: Start advertising on Youtube… Matt: Ryan we can get Youtube ad revenue Ryan: Click it
Matt: Wait, we can make money on Youtube? Matt: Social Dysphoria the game Matt: OH SHIT! Matt: Check it out dude I can add the extension and get Minecraft for free! Ryan: For Google Chrome? Matt: Add ArcadeFrontier Ads? Matt:This free extension allows us to display a limited number of ads on your computer. What? Matt: So this extension just puts more ads on my computer Ryan: Reviews Matt, see what the people think! Matt: *Reading the review* Matt: So how did I go from clicking Minecraft- to get- How did I get here from Minecraft? Ryan: Uh
Matt: I just wanted to play Minecraft dude Matt: Yo get some King of The Hill shit up in there Ryan: Yo Hank Hill-
Matt: Yo Dude
Ryan: Flash Game Matt: Yeah, Alright Ryan: Did I spell that right
Matt: Yeah that’s not right but Matt: Hank Hill Smokes Marijuana Flash Game Vault Ryan: *Reading what’s on screen* Matt: Remember, you’ve gotta be constantly smoking it. Ryan: Ok so Ryan: What? *Laughing*
Matt: The background music that’s great Ryan: Sell propane Matt: Oh he’s- No No
Ryan: Fuck! Matt: Oh dude Ryan: replay it
Matt: You died Ryan: Let’s do this
Matt: Play it again Ryan: Oh toke Matt: Yeah you gotta toke it up. Your addiction level you gotta keep-
Ryan:Fuck *Matt laughing* Ryan: Come on
*Matt Laughing* Matt: Oh your addiction level
Ryan: NO!! Matt: No wait what’s that say? Matt: I could never love you the way I love marijuana Ryan: Hank Hil need pot so bad that he killed Peggy *Matt laughing*
Ryan: You loose Matt: So you gotta sell propane, toke up a little bit, and I’m all out of hemp Matt: So I gotta buy-
Ryan: Yeah but what do those numbers represent like, is 105 something? Matt: What? Ryan: Is that 100- buy hemp 105 and then- Matt: No that’s 10$ Ryan: Oh Matt: See I’m using all my money, and then I’m toking up Matt: So then my addiction level is super high
Ryan: So wait can you toke up as much as you want? Matt: No cause I’m all out of hemp Matt: So I sell propane-
Ryan: Oh Matt: Which gets me money, which then I buy hemp with, and toke up Ryan: Oooh Ryan: Okay
Matt: I mean that’s how the world works Ryan: Do you unlock more stuff Matt: I don’t know I’m just b- I’m selling propane right now. Matt: Fuck Ryan:This is wonderful Matt: This is the best flash game I’ve ever played in my life. Ryan: Well this was a very interesting series of games I would say. Matt: Yeah that was uh- This has zero comments Matt: Log in with Facebook Ryan: Continue as Ross
*Both laughing* Ryan: That’s his Facebook Ryan: That’s his Facebook what if he doesn’t like- He doesn’t want his Aunt or- Matt: Ok well it does his Twitter Ryan: Okay *laughing*

100 thoughts on “AWFUL FLASH GAMES – Flash Flood EP 1

  1. when they play the Hank hill one there is a part where Hank is just yelling

  2. if you kill someone because you have no weed, you have way worse problems with yourself

  3. matt and Ryan have multiple friends who made a grew up on new grounds and then no, flash.net

  4. i went to that typing game website and there is a game where you kill people by typing

    QWERTY warriors

  5. They had the real slim shady playing in the background on the Hank hill one!???

  6. You guys should probably uninstall Flash after you’re done with this… It’s basically a virus at this point.

  7. NCH Software isn't all that bad actually. It's at least got a somewhat decent video editor.

  8. Now "Flash Gaymes" is in Ross' history.

    Edit: "Hank Hill butt" 9:21

  9. "What do those numbers mean, like 105?" "Huh?" "The numbers, like, but hemp 105?" "That's 10$."

  10. i love putting my cursor over ryans and feeling as if we are 1 in the same our souls combined

  11. I was eating when he said "sock filled with batteries" and I choked on some goldfish for a moment.

  12. 11:17 their laugh cured cancer, my headache and every dying soul.

  13. Hank Hill smokes marijuana tags: dating, defense, dress up, funny, good music, papercup, and strategy

    Seems about right

  14. How to tell if some one is gay. Tries to avoid anything that might make people think hes gay = closeted GAY. Does not care if people think there gay = Not Gay. So if your ever wondering if some one is gay or not on the internet simply ask if they are gay and if they get upset about it. well there gay.

  15. onemorelevel dot com
    my childhood
    play avalanche. or Bill the Demon
    Please. Please play Bill the Demon

  16. I fucking hate those “gaming portal” extensions that pop up everywhere

  17. saw a papercup game in the thumbnail, you better take that shit back

  18. So I played Mathematics BoyZone and I must say, his yogurt slinger isn't even 3 inches.

  19. They played the game with the male porn for a suspiciously long time.

  20. They spent most of their time playing mathy dick dude…………..why

  21. If y’all are worried about viruses on the grump computer see if you can use a virtual machine and record that

  22. This video is actually from an alternate universe in which Japan takes over the rest of Asia, thus making possible the existence of a "country in Japan".

  23. Me and my friend in 6th grade found the Mario cart game and we found out the codes to cheat and place down all the items including trees and we infinitely got mushrooms and went to the edge of the map

  24. 2 years late but I am the developer of the hank hill smokes weed flash game. I was papercup on kongregate and during high School I was infamous for all the terrible yet hilarious flash games I would roll out
    Even made 40$ a month off ad revenue

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