I know some of us love our uncles but maaan, sometimes we wish to send them directly to the moon. I bet they'd still be screaming the earth is flat in front of our well-rounded planet, though.
at ken, we have been learning they: Puppy in the translator that is: a little less, Moron (of the beaten icon as two days ago) the house cease with the pentagon – How, she must be Ivanka Trump?!?
In Australia we had a Prime Minister whose first act as Prime Minister was to deliver a formal apology to the children of the indigenous Australian families deemed unfit parents [for the simple reason that they were not western enough]. We call these people, the stolen generation in Australia. My question is, if Donald Trump, or any other president, instead of just pardoning the turkeys, had taken this or any thanksgiving as an opportunity to apologize to the American Indians that were killed upon the arrival of the British settlers to Plymouth colony, would that make them a better president? You in America talk about the importance of advocating for the rights of “we the people,“ but what do the people actually want?
Even the earth was holding it's breath for the election, HOPING FOR HILLARY, which is why the lack of earthquakes. Which is why it SKYROCKETED during Trump's Term.
Part of the problem is the poll questions themselves. "Do you think Trump should be impeached" and "Do you think Trump withheld aid for dirt on Biden" are two TOTALLY different points. Many people know and agree he's guilty… they just don't care.
Donnie Boy Cadet Bone Spurs Mein Trumpf only agreed to pardon the turkeys if they promised to do him a favor first! Donnie Boy only let the press the photographers and the film crews in the White House Garden after the turkeys agreed to the quid pro quo!
“… You tofurkey [tofu-turkey] eating nipple sucker.” I figured it out a minute after posting my question. I can’t stop laughing now that I figured it out.
What u talking about Jimmy I'm from turkey! Whats ur problem? GO TRUMP GO ERDOGAN GO PUTIN
Ur Ignorance destroys the world! TRUMP stops the war in Syria What did Obama do for ur country and the world? Only war war war! U sit there in Los Angeles, u have no idea what's really goes on in the world!
Pardoning a turkey? How ironic.
666 dislikes. ;-;
Who EVER let that CRAZY MAN out of tRUMP Tower needs to be pardoned!!
when i worked at IBM we would do a potluck, and it looked nothing like this. we threw it the hell down.
see he-will-burry-all-foes
A yellow belly no good draft dodging CHICKEN has pardoned a Turkey… a chicken gave a Turkey a pass! Hmmm…
malavida Cada dia se la traga mi corazon
I know some of us love our uncles but maaan, sometimes we wish to send them directly to the moon. I bet they'd still be screaming the earth is flat in front of our well-rounded planet, though.
1:06 Has anyone in this family ever even seen a turkey!?
Jezus, what a nightmare the thought of sitting next to the uncle for a longer than five minutes is…
The turkeys are smarter than that.
like McCartney not a guitar a stab is expected, or stabbing
i could see you little commander
Because the earth dropped her mouth as she couldn’t believe how stupid Americans could be!
I'm thankful for Fred Willard.
Thanks Jimmy K, I get more chuckles per cc on your show than the others.
to say Barcelona, Putin is far lower in Europe
that might be the first time in history where a turkey managed to pardon a turkey, later on i think the turkey will try to pardon itself as well
at ken, we have been learning they: Puppy
in the translator that is: a little less, Moron (of the beaten icon as two days ago)
the house cease with the pentagon
– How, she must be Ivanka Trump?!?
Emotional support meat
via con me
In Australia we had a Prime Minister whose first act as Prime Minister was to deliver a formal apology to the children of the indigenous Australian families deemed unfit parents [for the simple reason that they were not western enough]. We call these people, the stolen generation in Australia. My question is, if Donald Trump, or any other president, instead of just pardoning the turkeys, had taken this or any thanksgiving as an opportunity to apologize to the American Indians that were killed upon the arrival of the British settlers to Plymouth colony, would that make them a better president? You in America talk about the importance of advocating for the rights of “we the people,“ but what do the people actually want?
for the good and the better is fantastic
withdraw all what you said
compensated like 😀
They pretend
I'm so thankful for Fred Willard!
william so wise, he forced the antagonism
Fork
it's tracked by Iran
wow, Houston
because Donald is the biggest dip sheet
that’s your uncle – thank god I was adopted
Why does that old Thanksgiving "uncle" talk like a regular 19 year old…
Is that turkeys name Roger Stone?
Herr Trump is pardoning a turkey? Of course, he would pardon himself!
Trump has NEVER provided proof that he WASN'T born in Kenya to orangutan parents and raised as a Rosicrucian snake handler. Just sayin' . . .
That was the most perfect turkey pardon ever done.
Stay inside, stay inside; GET IN THERE RIGHT NOW,????
it's trumpskin
'Magananomus'
Jimmy Kimmel is a cheerleader for the Democrats!!!!!!
cause not turn-based
They didn't even doctor the earth quake chart correctly. It's gone way up after the election ?
quite
i feel fantastic drama
translation activated
“….and vice versa!” Hahaha
α Tauri
still it's the trumpskin, Initiative Strategic Defense plagues with stellar names
then All to the moon electrify the boys and girls, this way ——–>
of course
Why will there be a deep in the chart? Cus America literally went to hell that day.
when is a soak is temperous
it's a quest side to get two bits
Black thursday ?, ?
Even the earth was holding it's breath for the election, HOPING FOR HILLARY, which is why the lack of earthquakes. Which is why it SKYROCKETED during Trump's Term.
mate since god doesn't play dice
that's wrong
I’m going to be honest, Jimmy Kimmel would be so much more enjoying to watch if it wasn’t so political. What happened to pure entertainment?
Wittgenstein gone, bye bye
funny how your pretends to care for animals than humans/children at camp
why should i not work for an essay?
the turkeys real name are paul manafort and roger stone…
Turkeys: the war cry of the carnivores!
Watching religious idiots ,work so hard to force their views on you and be willing to break their own commandments to do so….The hypocrisy is so rich.
game of throne, breathe if i can remember
Goes with the other turkeys he has pardoned
"I went home with a waitress,
The way I always do…
How was I to know
She was with the Russians, too?"
-Warren Zevon
Kids cover! Mom new the safety of frying the first Turkey!
Part of the problem is the poll questions themselves. "Do you think Trump should be impeached" and "Do you think Trump withheld aid for dirt on Biden" are two TOTALLY different points. Many people know and agree he's guilty… they just don't care.
Since when did talk shows become political?
lol i hope trump wins the next votes
something financial is not active
Notice how the earthquakes have sharply risen since DJT has been in power? The 2016 dip was God in shock!
Tofurkey for for me
it's ended
he's saying bitcoins apple
Fred Willard is a treasure.
Melania looks like she's enjoying Trump's display of a man losing his mind on national TV .
Chomo says what?
why donz play agame?
Stupid audiences that laugh at everything. Late night TV is dead.
is relevant
Genuine
Donnie Boy Cadet Bone Spurs Mein Trumpf only agreed to pardon the turkeys if they promised to do him a favor first! Donnie Boy only let the press the photographers and the film crews in the White House Garden after the turkeys agreed to the quid pro quo!
You’re a comedian, stay that way.
Next one up is Rudy Giuliani.
Donald Trump is garbage.
Donald Trump has vascular dementia.
I knew turkey could be carried on…..trumps been flying for decades.
Trump and the Turkey look alike. I believe that the Turkey looks better
Finally Kimmel gets it right …. Democrats are TURKEYS!!!!
We have an elected dictator.
The turkey was pardoned because it announced an investigation into Hunter Biden
Hey, he totally saw himself in the turkey…
12:10 –
What is he trying to, say?
“… You tofurkey [tofu-turkey] eating nipple sucker.”
I figured it out a minute after posting my question. I can’t stop laughing now that I figured it out.
Did the old uncle said "O.J. killed Jeffrey Epstein" and visa vasa ??? ✌?????
an eye-look
What u talking about Jimmy
I'm from turkey!
Whats ur problem?
GO TRUMP
GO ERDOGAN
GO PUTIN
Ur Ignorance destroys the world!
TRUMP stops the war in Syria
What did Obama do for ur country and the world?
Only war war war!
U sit there in Los Angeles, u have no idea what's really goes on in the world!
Jimmy u are a war driver! Nothing else!!!!
??????
I knew he'd pardon Turkey after attacking the Kurds..
TRUMP ???????? THE BEST AMERICAN PRESIDENT AFTER JFK!