Tom’s Cruise on the River Thames Corden


I’M ALWAYS LOOKING FOR THAT NEXT
BIG THING. THAT’S PART OF WHAT MAKES
JAMES CORDEN A WORLDWIDE ENTERTAINMENT MOGUL. SO WHEN I FOUND OUT CRUISE-DOG
WAS GOING TO BE IN LONDON, I DECIDED TO TURN ON THE OLD
“DREAM FACTORY” TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS.>>JAMES CALLED ME UP AND SAID
HE HAD THE PERFECT LONDON DAY OUT FOR US. I WAS SO EXCITED. I WAS READY FOR ANYTHING: THE
TOWER OF LONDON, THE CHANGING OF THE GUARD, TEA AND CRUMPETS. I GUESS JAMES HAD SOMETHING ELSE
IN MIND.>>James: ONE, TWO, THREE, TADA! NOT JUST A CRUISE. IT’S TOM CRUISE! IT’S TOM’S CRUISE. ON THE RIVER
THAYMES CORDEN. IT’S TOM’S CRUISE, ON THE RIVER
THAYMES CORDEN. YOU AND ME ARE HOSTING IT! THAT’S THE AMAZING THING.>>WHY?>>James: TOM AND I ARE EXACTLY
AT THE SAME POINT IN OUR CAREERS, IF WE GET THIS RIGHT,
WE STAND TO MAKE EASY 2000 POUNDS EACH PER YEAR BEFORE TAX! THIS IS THE
“MISSION IMPOSSIBLE ROOM, AND IN HERE IS THE “EYES ONLY! LOOK AT THIS GUY, “TOP GUN” ROOM
WHICH MEANS NOW WE’RE IN THE HALLWAY TO THE DANGER ZONE. ♪ HALLWAY TO THE DANGER ZONE ♪
>>THAT WAS SCARY.>>James: I CAN FEEL TOM IS
SERIOUSLY STOKED ABOUT THIS. I MEAN, HE IS, I CAN FEEL IT. HE DOESN’T NEED TO SAY ANYTHING
OR DO ANYTHING, HE’S INSIDE LIKE A FIREBALL.>>I’M NOT GOING TO LIE, I’M A
LITTLE NERVOUS ABOUT THIS HERE. I THINK JAMES HAS PUT EVERYTHING
TOGETHER IN A HURRY.>>THIS IS THE “YOU CAN’T HANDLE
THE TRUTH” BOOTH. “YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE BOOTH!”
AND THIS, THIS IS THE CORDEN’D OFF AREA. DO YOU GET IT? YOU GET IT?>>YEAH. YEAH, I GET IT.>>THE JAMES CORDEN’D OFF AREA. IT’S GOT EVERYTHING, IT’S GOT
CARPOOL KARAOKE, GOT THE OLD COUCH THERE. I CAN DO INTERVIEWS. SOME WOODS TO GO INTO. BECAUSE OF “INTO THE WOODS.” I MEAN, THE LIST IS ENDLESS.>>IS IT?>>James: NO, THAT’S ABOUT IT. BUT ENOUGH ABOUT THAT, THE
PASSENGERS ARE ABOUT TO BOARD ANY MOMENT. LET’S. GET. YOU. STARTED!>>THERE’S GOING TO BE
PASSENGERS?>>James: OH YEAH! WHAT BETTER WAY TO START TOM’S
CRUISE THAN THE “RISKY BUSINESS” CONTEST! OH, THERE YOU GO. BRING IT! ♪ I LIKE THAT OLD TIME ROCK ‘N’
ROLL!!>>James: TOM, THIS IS
INCREDIBLE. ISN’T IT?>>LISTEN. I JUST GOT THE HANG OF THIS.>>James: I’M GOING TO THE
CORDEN’D OFF AREA. DON’T BE SURPRISED IF IT THINS
OUT A LITTLE BIT IN HERE.>>WHO’S READY FOR A COCKTAIL?>>OK, GUYS, THE CORDEN’D OFF
AREA IS OPENED! GUYS? GUYS? [ CHEERS ]
>>James: DO YOU MIND IF WE LISTEN TO SOME MUSIC? WHO WANTS TO BE THE FIRST ON
THIS CARPOOL KARAOKE? ♪[ MUSIC ]♪
GO! GO! GO! GO!>>SO, JAMES, TELL ME, HOW’S
THINGS GOING?>>WELL, NOT GREAT. I SPENT $450,000 INTO THIS CLOWN
SHOW AND NOBODY CARES ABOUT MY INCREDIBLY UNIQUE AND GLITTERING
CAREER. I HAVE WON COUNTLESS AWARDS! SIR, HELLO, WELCOME TO “THE LATE
LATE SHOW”. ♪ THE LATE LATE SHOW ♪
♪ IT’S THE LATE LATE SHOW ♪>>I’M LOOKING FOR TOILET.>>James: NO. SIR, PLEASE. COME TO SIT DOWN. SIT DOWN. I’LL GIVE YOU 50 POUNDS IF YOU
SIT DOWN. 100 POUNDS IF YOU SIT DOWN!>>NO, I’M THRILLED FOR TOM. PLEASED IT’S GOING SO WELL FOR
TOM. IT’S WONDERFUL. I WANT TO SEE WHAT HE’S DOING
ACTUALLY. HOW’S IT GOING HERE? I’M FINE HERE.>>THIS IS THE BEST IDEA YOU’VE
EVER HAD. I’M HAVING A BLAST, RIGHT, GUYS? WHAT’S THE MATTER? WHAT? WHAT’S WRONG?>>James: EVERYBODY IS JUST DOWN
HERE ALL IN YOUR ROOMS AND NO ONE’S COME UPSTAIRS TO SEE ANY
OF MY STUFF.>>NO ONE UP IS STARES?>>James: NO ONE. NOT A SOUL. — IS UP STAIRS?>>James: NO ONE. NOT A SOUL. YOU KNOW HOW WE WERE GOING TO GO
TO THE “INTERVIEW WITH A VAMPIRE” ROOM NEXT? [ CHEERS ]
WELL, WHAT IF INSTEAD WE WENT TO THE INTERVIEW WITH THE HOST OF
THE “LATE LATE SHOW!” WHAT DO YOU SAY? OH NO, JAMES! JAMES!>>I CAN’T DO THAT, JAMES.>>James: JUST GO!>>COME ON, I CAN’T DO THIS ON
MY OWN, JAMES. YOU COMPLETE ME.>>James: OH SHUT UP. JUST SHUT UP.>>. ♪ YOU NEVER CLOSE YOUR EYES
ANYMORE WHEN I KISS YOUR LIPS ♪ ♪ AND THERE’S NO TENDERNESS LIKE
BEFORE IN YOUR FINGERTIPS ♪ ♪ YOU’RE TRYING HARD NOT TO SHOW
IT, BABY ♪ ♪ BUT, BABY, BABY I KNOW IT ♪
♪ YOU’VE LOST THAT LOVING FEELING ♪
♪ WHOA THAT LOVING FEELING ♪ ♪ YOU’VE LOST THAT LOVING
FEELING, NOW IT’S GONE, GONE, GONE, WHOA ♪
>>LOOK, AT THE END OF THE DAY, YOU CAN’T DO THINGS ALONE.>>James: THAT’S RIGHT.>>THERE IS NO MAVERICK WITHOUT
GOOSE.>>James: THAT’S RIGHT. THERE’S NO MAVERICK WITHOUT
GOOSE! THAT’S RIGHT.>>GOOSE. GOOSE.>>James: ALTHOUGH GOOSE DOES
DIE HALF WAY THROUGH THE FILM.>>THAT’S A GOOD POINT. [ HORN BLOWING ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

100 thoughts on “Tom’s Cruise on the River Thames Corden

  1. @ 11 sec's in he says just before "jc the best thing" or something like that and then a bird shits on him lol.

  2. This fat fkkuk annoys me. Cruise is a fake fkkuk who over acts the sshhtt outta everything. Cheesy trash

  3. Brenden Frasier was in The Mummy not cruise, so many people get them mixed up it's pathetic

  4. Did no one else see a bird poop on cordons left boob at 00.11

    It’s small but I don’t know how I saw that?

  5. Ah hahaha I lol’d. I love Tom Cruise… only man in the world that could make me right gay.

  6. He eats healthy, exercises regularly, and dyes his hair every week. He even does his own stunts. He is a legend.

  7. Why do Americans think that England are famous for tea and crumpets?

    Are they confusing it with a traditional English “Cream Tea” (A pot of tea with scones,clotted cream and strawberry jam)?

  8. the man who i literally adored since my childhood .. my sister put up his poster in our room when i was 5.

    to see him looking old, upsets me , and brings upon myself a fear yet again , that this will happen to me too in slightly over two decades and of course worse coz im not Tom Cruise.

    even a chest pain in my thirties gets me frantic…. i fear death so much , yet the idea of ageing is a chronic constant fear that sometimes pains in a form intangible to me .

  9. 2:07 in the right bottom corner someone is pulling that thin plastic string so sign falls off

  10. oh James Corden I so so love your show. You make me laugh so much. You and Ellen just makes all us laugh at all things and even ourselves.

  11. Priceless. People who see names like that and then the, why? Just like people I know. I miss that. A bday gift for me indeed. Post date. Thank you. Love.

  12. 0:11 did anyone see james got shitted on the right shoulder or or or whatever it is ?????

  13. Tom Cruise is one of the worst Scientologists. You should not offer him a public stage.

  14. So cool. TC has mellowed so much and great to see another side of him. So funny. Check out the skydiving if you haven’t seen already

  15. Keanu Reeves and Tom Cruise. Coolest people in the world. Tom looks 40 and his smile still lights up a stadium.

  16. Super funny! You need to start doing interviews with the average American, it would be super fun and funny!

  17. Seeing James Corden sad is one of the most depressing moments in my entire life

  18. The man at 4:50 is an actor and he did a cameo in bollywood movie named namaste london in 2007

  19. Oh God if tom sang to me dressed up like that I would throw out all my morals and jump on him

  20. I never saw the ship. I only saw Tom and James in their uniforms. I was so excited about taking a cruise on this ship imagining all the beautiful luxuries, the water rides, the 5 star chef menu, and this decadent gorgeous top of the line yacht or ship. Okay, so now that I have seen it, I am honestly mortified. I really think that it has a hole in it somewhere and we are going to sink. Still, I can see people filling it! Goes to show that you can have meager means but it's what you do with it that matters!

  21. I want to love Tom Cruise… then I remember he belongs to a cult. Could be worse… he could be Gwyneth Paltrow, who is much less likable and actually runs a company designed to bilk people out of their money in return for snake oil products.

  22. In UK Daily Mail every time there is article of Katie Holmes, Tom gets demonized and trashed as if he committed some heinous crime. Tom is the best in business he is ageless.

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  24. Tom is unreal. He has the youthful energy of a man half his age. While having the wisdom and maturity of his own, yet not letting his age dictate how he should act and feel… or LOOK. I mean he looks amazing. He seems to be down for anything! He is truly a great sport. Inspiring.

    James, you’re awesome. Love watching you interact with ANYONE. You allow people to be their best around you whether through interviews or fun skits.

  25. Everybody talking about Cruise, but James was shitted on by a bird at 0:10 by the way 😀 lucky guy

  26. Any time Tom Cruise does something like this it's funny. My favorite was when he did that Mission Impossible bit with Ben Stiller. ❤️?

  27. Tom is a really cool guy. Got a lot of respect for him. James cordon just gets away with it. How this guy is famous is beyond me. He’s as funny as stepping in a big pile of dog shit

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